Tim Moffett

Hurricane season is here in Florida again. Just my opinion, but I think the Weather Channel is owned, operated and financed by Lowes, Home Depot and Walmart. This is when the weather people get all giddy like little schoolgirls.

Florida is getting crowded. I’ve lived here for all of my 51 years, and these days people are moving here in herds.

I just heard they may start serving the Impossible Burger in government school lunch programs. The Impossible Burger should taste great with the 1% and skim milk Michele Obama made the kids drink.

’Tis the season to be jolly. The holidays are upon us. Which means all the great things we love and loathe about Christmas are in full effect.

So if you regularly read my articles, you know by now that I never talk about religion, politics or social issues. I try my best to keep this part of your day humorous and drama-free.

Just so you know, I’m writing this article in September, which happens to be about 50 days before the election. This article will hit your mailbox a couple days after the election.